Rating: All ages
Spoilers: The Doctor Dances
Characters: Ninth Doctor/Jack Harkness/(Rose Tyler); established relationship
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction; the characters are the property of the BBC and used here without permission. No money was made.
Word Count: 180
Summary: Some things, even Time Lords can't see coming. Decidedly cracky.
A/N: Presumes an established OT3 relationship. Written as a stocking stuffer for